What I care about!

I'm really tall

and like to kick the ball,

its my favorite sport

And I pick on the people who are short,

I may be old

and kind of bold,

but you should never under estimate your opponent

because I can whoop your ass in a moment,

I've been playing this sport for years

and I'm the one who brings all the beers.

Alot of people think I can't play because of my looks

but I like to take them to school, so that next time they'll remember to bring their books,

I really take this sport seriously

because a professional is what I used to be,

I really have fun playing it

and love kicking the ball in the goal, like its a piece of sh**,

When I fake my opponent they look down and not above

my secret on how to play the game, is with love.

What I care about!